machacker2000's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A&K Battle Rocks]

Poor Ark

Senya was cool she flipped onto the swingset. But I like Ark, he's kinda cool, he uses stuff around him to get away (like the baloon)

[Mac OSX]

Great

Thats how I feel too-except im not gay

[Mac Parody: Gaming PC]

No, it's not true!

People are so vblinded by their rage over the MOST ADVANCED OPERATING SYSTEM. They use such comments as "oh, macs cant play games" or "ooohh, macs cant handle Internet." How else could they ignore the PILE OF EVIDENCE sitting right on Apple's homepage? Games, games games! Tons of GAMES for MACINTOSH 8.5-TIGER!! And they run on Intel natively, are shipped with MRJ Java built right in, you can get one (mac mini) for $599!!! Bill Gates strives for his program to be like the Mac OS. The virus thing is true. Most viruses that affect Macs are only because the affect the Microsoft Programs like Excel and Word that the Macs run!! So subtract those numbers from the 400 that affect Macs. What do you get? 24. 24!!! I spent days cataloquing the viruses that my mac has accumulated over the years and was stunned by how much virus activity was caused purely by Office! So, I Ditched Office and used iLife. And, of course, it's better. Bill Gates made a secret deal with Steve Jobbs that Steve wouldn't release the truth that his OS was better than Gates's. Well, it has worn off now. i am so happy that commercials now speak the truth about Macs being better. Actually, before you buy a Mac, and you want to buy one of Gates's systems, buy........MS-DOS!!! HA!!!

[Mac Commercial Parody]

Bull.

This is bull. Just bull. See, my Mac sense is tingling. The logo was backwards, they haven't had the multi-color logo since 1998!!!!!!!!!! And if you were going to try to draw the logo, try NOT CRAPPING OUT THIS CRAP FROM YOUR CRAP-COVERED PC!!!!!

[THX feat. Mario]

GREAT

All my .swf (Flash Movies, or "Flashes" as most ignorant retards who blammed all mine call them) were made with a 30 Day Trial of CS3 and with NO SOUND. How do you get the sound in there?????

[Windows-9-T-hate]

Really good!

sighhh...if only microsoft wrote software as good as this.

[Damn You Windows!]

Really good!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! HA!!!!!! HA HA HAAA!!!!!!!!! MAN THAT IS F______ HILARIOUS!!! (* stands for snap fingers) i got a Mac * And im so proud * Cuz Windows suuuuuucks ******************************
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[The StarCraft Reporter]

Really good!

lol now there really is an SCII. (hell. it's about time.)

[Macintosh Noises]

Sucked.

I mean Mac OS 9.2 at startup, and Mac OS X logos and sounds? Come on! You can tell this was made by a Windows Gimp.

[Jerry]

Really good!

cool! Is Jerry Islamic? Cuz he looks at the moon like he failed it